三点式

在经过校友一个多月的张罗后.昨晚终于免费看上了爱文科女校出品的罗密欧与朱丽叶.

整场戏除了罗密欧,朱亲戚和朱老爸是由真正的男人来演,别的所有伙伴家丁牧师绅士等男性角色均由扎辫子描浓眉的女同学们扮演..不知是不是学校自己创作的.这个版本的故事发生在60年代的芝加哥.舞台背景灯红酒绿.都是些路灯和洋楼..女演员们也都穿着闪亮亮的晚礼服和高得夸张的鞋.梳着60年代的夸张发型画着浓妆扭着腰抛着媚眼..惊艳.有个很美的女生在我面前跳了很久.我说我们学校有这人么怎么没见过.?再端详一下其实她生物课就坐我对面..

开场是两个报童出来喊'号外号外'..由于我坐在第一排.很清楚地观察到这两个脏兮兮报童的戏服衬衣其实是被剪掉袖子的校服.外套是被刮掉一层的校服外套..我们校服如此地有潜力.不知同学们作何感想..整场戏看下来.除了朱丽叶和罗密欧别人都演得很好..朱丽叶给我的印象只有一双与故事不符的水汪汪的大眼睛,罗密欧在朱丽叶坟前死了半个小时都死不去..终于死了的时候还说了句‘I die.'弄得全场在莎翁的悲痛时刻哄笑..这时躺在那儿半个小时不能动的朱丽叶迫不及待.还没等罗密欧挣扎完最后一下.就直直地坐起来oh Romeo.oh he's gone..

散场后八卦得知.这三名男演员都是从某大学来的志愿者..罗密欧志愿者可以吻朱丽叶.朱老爸志愿者可以搂着穿露背装的老婆..演朱丽叶亲戚的那个男孩是这三名异性演员中最帅的.布景的时候他面对我站着..咱俩还对望了好几秒.我刚开始是在观察他画得有点不对称的眼线.后来发现咱俩在互相瞪..所以四分之三的戏都看得很开心因为很久都没有人跟我这样对望了.由于没看过原著.一直都在祈祷希望傻X朱丽叶不要嫁给他..然后他忽然间就被混蛋罗密欧一枪打死了.

今天买的巧克力实在很美味.

澳洲同学们总喜欢提一些高深得我想都想不到的问题.比如上星期某节数学课提到绝对值.肥比.路西.卡魔.米卡等人叫唤个不停.为什么加那两条直线就成绝对值了呢.为什么不画两朵小花在旁边呢.为什么不画个'absolute'的酒瓶把数给套住呢(我自言自语）...我们的金奖treeby对墙掩面..sorry it simply just too hard to explain..

今天上化学课.周期表里面Co元素名叫cobalt,也是天蓝色的意思.但这是铜溶液的颜色.然后全班又问Co是什么颜色.它不是蓝色为什么要叫做cobalt..我们的校服正好是cobalt blue.大家又开始说要把校服脱下来煮. 煮出来拿饱和溶液去置换然后练铜..我说你去你家马桶练就行了.那些蓝色球球也是cobalt blue..然后新一轮的提问又开始.阿菲太太马桶里那块东西是什么呀..能不能练铜阿.跟马桶里的东西能有什么反应阿(这是我想的.没问）etc....

等我晚上看完校际罗密欧与祝丽叶回来继续写今天.

每到五一节上看到的横幅都是写着‘庆祝五一国际劳动节'的.其实据我所知过这个国际节的地方只有我们祖国.在我们祖国.能真正过这个节的人也不过是些无劳动目标或者不真正需要劳动的人..最终,‘黄金周’这个实现假日经济的伟大任务也只落在了后者的肩上.

劳动力们继续为自己为家劳动, 非劳动力为国家劳动节劳动.总归大家都有事做.很好很完美.

对于我的同伴来说, 好歹也是个假.难得他们有几天在家呆着我就赶紧趁机会联络联络.唐惠敏还是不接电话.晓琳的电话还是通了.可是破烂的电话卡把电话弄得跟古董收音机一样..讲话能听得到自己回音..她说她除了睡觉吃东西就是做作业.现在在泡面.我也刚巧拿了盒面出来..然后在极其严苛的听力条件下聊了十几分钟.挂电话的时候她的公仔面也基本发酵了..

然后我满足地拿出书为明天的考试和后天的assignment准备.一边掀开那杯面的盖子过嘴瘾..呵. 辛勤劳动的蜘蛛早已经织好了跟面一般密的网.上面有只小白虫徒劳地挣扎着..下面是色彩斑斓的调味包.

想吃泡面庆祝劳动节.也要跟蜘蛛小姐比勤劳..这次她有公仔面灼白虫.我就只能饱眼福..

Evrything can be damp cuz it's the last day of April.

The laughing sun predicted a tricky morning, then my delayed train proofed their plot, as the first whom brightened the screen of today.

At school I had a fortunate normal day, neither any surprising test nor any missing of handouts..After I've done the debating it was 2:30, time for my appointment which i've made one month before. I rushed out of classroom, straight in the immigration building although i was already 5-minutes' late. The nice smiling lady took me a seat, she said everything will be allright. I waited on the long jade-colored sofa, reading my physic homework rather than watching those stupid cartoons they've offered. As the clock's hand went around, my brain went around, pages kept going but I am still there, like a virgin.

Eventually i heard my number at 5:00, i brought all those details which should have been prepared and showed proudly to the gentleman who had a golden ring on his left ear, but wearing silver glasses.

'Because you are under 18s...you not only need these.....', he list me plenty of items about the documents I should have, here for him. 'Otherwise I am not allowed to give the label which you expect for.'

Why none of your professional ladies have told me any fucking bit about it..?!

Or that's actually what I am here for, to discovered your sincere wisdom, after waiting here for 2 hours and missing a maths period...!@#$%^&

I filled myself with a whole bottle of lemonade, I wont be raped again that way before 18. Thats the imponent of goodness in adolescent, you cant even be supposed to ruin or contribute anything, legally,officially.

Thats a happy ending for April, overall, i sang on the way back, in rain~

(These english words are dedicated to my last bit of politeness today. in case i fuck everything up at the first day i got my new blog. )

回头翻翻发现两年飞逝的时光只剩下5页见光的纸.今天竟正好是我勃客2周年.所以.我就化今天的悲愤为力量一口气搬了过来..

年初年尾的时候大家都喜欢回顾然后列新计划.从来不干这种事的我趁着换新波.也摘要一下这不风光但动荡的两年.

零五年四月.在碧波中学醉生梦死的我得知要去北京中考的消息.开波(不知这两件事有没有关系）.

零五年七月.在北大附中直到中考结束.我在雅斯培训班度过了盼了3年的暑假.（清楚记得在北京郊区的操场上接到罗成降落桂林的电话）.slacker成立.拿起贝斯.

零六年二月.成为准商科生.志愿是媒体工作者..依恋深圳.

零六年四月.考完雅斯.得知赴澳的计划提前..各种抉择蜂拥而至.一一解决..留恋北京.

零六年十月.三个月的签证审批期中游历了旅顺云南西安..降落墨尔本.在爱文科女子学校开始了度假般的学习生活.

零六年十二月.回到北京.过了个温度在零下的暑假.每早8点法文课.

零七年二月至四月. 爱文科女子学校理科生..厮混于三校乐团.身兼各职至今..